Wednesday, March 10, 2010

10 Reasons To Watch ALT on America's Next Top Model

André Leon Talley, Editor-at-large (no pun intended) for Vogue magazine will debut as the new judge of ANTM tonight.

It’s been awhile since I’ve watched the show—I wasn’t impressed with it since Janice Dickinson left.

However, with ALT on board, who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue!

Here are 10 reasons why you need to watch:

1.    He just may use the word "dreckitude" which he define’s as, “the lowest point in the lowest ebb. It  could be your look. It could be your shoes. It could be that you’re standing wrong. Drek is a total, total, total hot mess."

2.    He may make a joke about that whole ‘lunch in the car’ scene that was deleted from The September Issue. Fun!

3.    There is a good possibility that a big cat fight between him and just about anyone on the panel could break out at any time. At least, that’s what we’re hoping. However, the best cat fight of all would be between ALT and Miss J. Le Sigh.

4.    He may wear a turban

5.    He could say things like, "Most of the Vogue girls are so thin, tremendously thin, because Miss Anna don't like fat people" and “there’s a famine of beauty in the U.S”  He’s very quotable.

6.    We will see, first-hand, how he gets along with Kimora Lee Simmons who is supposedly going to guest judge this season. What a mix: high-fashion vs. no-fashion.

7.    Chado Ralph Rucci is designing a different ‘cloak’ for each episode!

8.    However, there is a possibility that he could show up looking like this:

9.    One of the models will not know who he is…and he’ll have to explain.

And best of all.....

10.  He’s going to scare the shit out of conservative, homophobes across the globe!

Like you needed 10 reasons to watch!

ANTM Season Premier airs Wednesday, March 10, 2010 @ 8pm/7pm C

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