Last night (clearly, while the Fashion Gods were sleeping) Hollywood's take on fashion descended onto the Kodak Theater...and television screens across the world.
|Judy Greer in something that only can be described as useless pieces of fabric sewn together to create a useless dress.|
Some blond thing dating George Overrated Clooney (that's his full name, btw)
|Wouldn't be a Red Carpet without a Marchesa Disaster. They're so consistently bad, aren't they?|
Everyone on E! Red Carpet last night was saying; 'oh, she's his Oscar!'. Wanted to puke. Mostly all over this fucking hideous excuse for a dress.
Can't wait till she's dumped.
Dorith Mous (overpaid, undernourished Supermodel)
|Dorith Mous should know better. But the bigger question here is; 'Who invited this?'|
Viola Davis (love her, hate the dress)
|Most of the cast from The Help needed some help last night. Viola would have been on 'The Good' list if she knew how to control her 'girls'. The dress is lovely but overall, those tits stole the show. #sadface|
Emma Stone (can take her or leave her..mostly leave her)
|The dress was bad enough but throw in that pink makeup and you got yourself a whole lotta Ugly.|
Sandra Bullock (don't love her, don't love the dress)
|Marchesa saved the worst for last. Sandy B in this frock is painful to look at.|
The Not So Bad
Don't know who this is or who she's wearing and I can't be bothered to Google..sorry
|I really want to hate this dress but I can't.|
Michelle Williams in LV
|Great choice for her. Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in it but it suits her.|
Rooney Mara in Givenchy
|She certainly looked better going than coming but I don't hate it.|
She really should eat something, though.
Natalie Portman in Christian Dior
|Interesting designer choice given what happened last year with Galliano going insane.|
Not loving her in this but really, when you have a face like this, do you think she gives two shits about fashion?
Rose Byrne in Vivienne Westwood
|I just love her so much, had to blog about her. But, this look is neither here, nor there.|
|UGGIE! From The Artist. What a cutie.|
Cameron Diaz in Gucci
|Sometimes, when she get's it right, it's magic. Most times though, it's tragic.|
She tends to be good at accessorizing though and last night was no exception; she kept it simple and elegant.
Jessica Chastain in McQueen
|This dress was too much for her but really, it is a glorious piece of craftsmanship.|
But really, how much longer will we be caring about her? She's about as exciting as unbuttered toast.
Gwyneth Paltrow in Tom Ford
Berenice Bejo in Elie Saab
|Gorgeous colour, gorgeous face. Classic and elegant..and French.|
Hated the braids, though.
Milla Jovovich in Elie Saab
|Probably my fave last night.|
If you can find a picture of Angelina Jolie from last night that DID NOT include her right leg, I'll give you a million bucks.
All photos: Zimbio.com