Jessica Mauboy (contestant on Australia's version of American Idol) arrives at the BlackBerry Pearl Party at Carriageworks in Sydney, Australia on, June 17, 2010.
Where do we start?
First of all, she looks like Dana from Barbie & The Rockers--and not in a good way.
Second of all, what the hell do you do at a Blackberry party? Text eachother?
DOA An outfit so vile, so gruesome, it's DEAD before you even step out of the limo.
The Lemon Sucker Renee Zellweger
Vanilla It's good but not great. Ok, it's mediocre!
'Must be a Marchesa!' We describe any OTT gown a 'Must be a Marchesa' because 9 times out of 10, it is.
Pulchritudinous A fancy word for beautiful.
A Diane Keaton Anyone being labeled a 'Diane Keaton' on the blog basically means their celebrity is a mystery to us. Think Betthany Frankel or Rachel Bilson.
The brass knuckles are wild. What WAS she thinking?! Hmmm...ahhh...perhaps THAT was the problem.
ReplyDeleteShe uses those gloves to fight off good taste.
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