Black Dress Spillage

What's more classic and sophisticated than the Little Black Dress?
We all have one or two or twenty in our closets.  (if you don't, we're no longer friends)

It's hard to fuck up a black dress but I've seen it happen a few times.
Take for instance the amfAR event in Milan Italy today during Milan Fashion Week.
We have examples of how to do it and how not to do it.

Here we have (ridiculously) gorgeous yet a little trashy Nina Senicar in a low back/high-neck variation:

I guess after modeling glittery monokinis and other bad swimwear, girl needs to wash up a bit.
This variation in a black dress is probably the best, ever.  Très sexy.

Then we have how not to wear a black dress, courtesy of Sharon Stone:

Pictured here with Roberto Cavalli (they share the same love of tacky blacky and cosmetic surgery) in what would be a fashion 'Do' if she weren't spilling out of it.
You see, that's the thing about the black dress; you don't need to show too much tit - you're already sexy enough just showing up in a black dress.
Poor thing.  After 100 years in the red carpet business, this is still a mystery to her.

Her face (54 yrs old) is holding up well though, non?  I've always loved her brows - they're very underrated. 
I'm sure she's had a ton of 'work' but she's not too plasticy yet.
Yet.

all photos: Zimbio.com

Milan Fashion Week: Pipsqueaks & Beefcakes

With Milan Fashion Week all wrapped up, we thought it was VERY necessary to make a list of The Best Beefcakes:

Sure, the guys at Calvin looked bored as hell but check out the abs!  Yowzers! 

As usual, Domenico Dolce & Stefano Gabbana picked some major hotties for their shows....

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But, the absolute best Beefcakes graced the Emporio Armani runway:

It's getting hot in here.....

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In other fashion news, Donatella Versace opted for Pipsqueaks:

Are we objectifying men?

Yes!

Is it absolutely necessary?

Of course!

all photos Style.com

Bottega Veneta: Spring 2011, Menswear

O.M.G are the only words that come to mind after viewing the gorgeousness of the Bottega Veneta Spring 2011 show, Milan Fashion Week.

You boys are lucky!  In fact, if I were a boy, I would be coveting EVERYTHING in this line because it's simple, modern and totally utilitarian.

Some highlights:

Every man needs a great suit, or two but what most men don't understand is, a suit isn't only for weddings and funerals.

There is nothing like a casual, summer suit--it can be dressed up or down. 

If you buy the right color, fabric and style, you'll have it forever. 

Monochromatic dressing is safe, idiot-proof and will always look chic.  LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the pants. 

There's just something about Khaki that screams Spring.  It's such a great color because it can be worn with just about everything, much like black. 

The cargo short is a must-have for every man--they rarely go out of style.

Some of our favorite pieces:

all photos Zimbio.com