DOA An outfit so vile, so gruesome, it's DEAD before you even step out of the limo.
The Lemon Sucker Renee Zellweger
Vanilla It's good but not great. Ok, it's mediocre!
'Must be a Marchesa!' We describe any OTT gown a 'Must be a Marchesa' because 9 times out of 10, it is.
Pulchritudinous A fancy word for beautiful.
A Diane Keaton Anyone being labeled a 'Diane Keaton' on the blog basically means their celebrity is a mystery to us. Think Betthany Frankel or Rachel Bilson.