We've waited long enough and one can only hope that the two-hour season premiere of Mad Men is chock full of Don Draper naughtiness, Peggy under-appreciators, perfect hair and nails....and Gin...lotsa Gin.
Now, I'm no psychic and I hate trying to predict anything but this is what I'm assuming will be happening this season:
The girls will be doing this
The boys will be doing this
Mad Men two-hour season 5 premeire airs tonight! 9 p.m. ET on AMC
DOA An outfit so vile, so gruesome, it's DEAD before you even step out of the limo.
The Lemon Sucker Renee Zellweger
Vanilla It's good but not great. Ok, it's mediocre!
'Must be a Marchesa!' We describe any OTT gown a 'Must be a Marchesa' because 9 times out of 10, it is.
Pulchritudinous A fancy word for beautiful.
A Diane Keaton Anyone being labeled a 'Diane Keaton' on the blog basically means their celebrity is a mystery to us. Think Betthany Frankel or Rachel Bilson.