DOA

You know, celebs really must check themselves thoroughly before walking a red carpet.  Hello!  Fabric (especially black) can be super-see-thru because of camera lights.

Angie Featherstone at the Macy's Glamorama 2011 ball on September 23rd

BOOBIES!!

Clearly, this woman hasn't learned this yet - she really should have Googled "barbra streisand oscar dress 1969" before she left the house.

all photos Zimbio.com

Kleptomaniacs at NYFW

Have almost become 'out of style' but fear not...the fashion snark is back, thanks to Lindsay Lohan.

Looking more orange than ever, she's graced us with her presence at New York Fashion Week

Showing up topless to a Cynthia Rowley show, complete with the 'Cat-eye' and porn star lips

One can only imagine the endless thoughts of Kleptomania dancing around in her head....

Better find your escape route first, Lindsay.

all photos: www.dailymail.co.uk